May 2013
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there are so many 12 year olds at this bat mitzvah I want to die
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indoxyl:
i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
queen-of-the-osworld:
sollux-ampora:
sollux-ampora:
what if instead of text posts i just keysmashed and let my phone autocorrect it
Gucci semicircle tuna tuna tuna tuna ye yes Gucci Longboarding
Ladies and gentlemen, the new single by Nicki Minaj.
childblood:
puppetcams:
The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”
omfg
snorlaxatives:
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
deidaracchi:
today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”
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b3autiful-mem0ries:
WHY CAN’T MY LIFE BE LIKE AN 80S MOVIEE
I’m sick and jet lagged and I want pizza okay? okay.
princeowl:
quoting the social network on your deathbed
timeywimeyteapot:
timeywimeyteapot:
wow hey look free wifi
i clicked it and now i dont know where i am but theres wifi so it’s okay
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ranetree:
I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
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